A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh,...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly...