An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked...
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well. The lion became...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps....
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely...
An old farmer in Louisiana goes to the pond at the back of his property and decides to fix it up as a nice swimming area....
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a...