A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday...
A small town man decides to go to the city. He’s a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on...
I’ve lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbor next door and I always flirted with each other, despite her being married. One...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh,...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...