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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
A traveling salesman checks into a futuristic motel. Realizing his hair needs cutting, he calls the desk clerk to ask if there’s a barber on the...
Me: “Hello.” NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bob son from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” Me: “Oh...
After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a...
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...