After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a...
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house. “Talking Dog For...
Which of these can you imagine your mum saying? 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each...
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with...
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for...