In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his...
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going? Once you’re in...
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is...
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his...
A Blonde is very upset at people stereotyping blondes, so she organises a blonde convention. Over 50,000 blondes attend. The leader stands on a stage and...
A guy rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young...
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the...
During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk. He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:...
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says...
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was...