The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A...
My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory. So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to...
A ventriloquist is performing and makes a blonde joke. A blonde woman in the audience is offended and says “How does my hair color affect my...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears...
A motorcycle officer stopped a man who ran a red light. The guy was a real jerk, demanding, “Why am I being harassed by the Gestapo?!”...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
There was this blonde city-girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a farmer...
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her...
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the...
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went to play golf one day. They were about to tee off on the first hole. The...