I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was… “In Texas we have the best this,...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam’s...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf...
There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, “Well, it...
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring...
Michigan Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?” Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I...