A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
A young woman had severe PMS, so she asked a friend to recommend a gynecologist. “I know a great one,” the friend said, “but he’s very...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...
Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers...
A man wanted to have make love with a woman in his office, But she belonged to someone else. One day, he got so frustrated that...
Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around...
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking...
A husband and wife are watching, “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband winks and says, “Honey, let’s go upstairs…” The wife says no,...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great make love she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls Something she...