An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and...
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
A old aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. “It’s terrible,” she said to the doctor. “I...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!! Everyone was curious...
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...