A old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he...
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the...
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place. The man says, ‘What’s the problem, Officer?’ Officer:...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher, Miss Fig pot, decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She...
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. “I waited until I heard the...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench....
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
A young woman had severe PMS, so she asked a friend to recommend a gynecologist. “I know a great one,” the friend said, “but he’s very...