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One day Mr. Phillard was laying down on his bed until his wife screamed, ‘Oww! I’m having labor pains!’ So Mr. Phillard rushed his wife over...
Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind...
A man named John is feeling unwell, so he goes to see the doctor about it. The doctor tells him, “Well, it must be your diet....
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a...
This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and sacks him on the back...
A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven,...
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better,” he replies. “I’ve got an...
A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan. “It was my fault,”...
Little Johnny was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and then turn to the crowd,...