Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each...
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer-you’re in the wrong place.” So the...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only...
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to...
An old drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to...
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he...
An old doctor went way out to the boon-docks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a tale of two cities and she gave birth...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,...