A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A man and his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having make love. “Why is that dog hurting the other one?”...
A depressed man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, “I’ll have six double brandy.” The bartender replies, “You must’ve had a really...
The 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
Two guys were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit and his...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...