One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A fellow is walking down the street in his hometown. He spots a poster for a circus in town. It mentions the usual circus-y things and...
There once was pirate captain who, Whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for...
Two guys are standing outside… on their smoke break, they both pull out a cigarette and look at each other. The first guy looks at the...
What are you drinking?” He asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some...