An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and...
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!” “I’ve been circumcised.” the...
On the first day of third grade, Little Johnny’s teacher was conducting a game to break the ice for the new students. The appointed student was...
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator...
Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extremely drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over...