The Perfect Man. The perfect man is gentle never cruel and never mean he has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean. The perfect...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a...
Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he’d ever done in his life. Who...
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it,...
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and...