John hoisted his beer mug and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...