Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer...
Here i was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...
An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts, “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war. I hide a young Jewish...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their...
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
Once, there was a farmer who regularly sold butter to a baker. One day, the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was...
Mr. Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can...
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger...
When in Mexico… well, I’ll leave that up to you after reading this story! A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day...