There once was pirate captain who, Whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for...
Two guys are standing outside… on their smoke break, they both pull out a cigarette and look at each other. The first guy looks at the...
What are you drinking?” He asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some...
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a...
And was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him. The disheveled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo...
One day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, Started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops....
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so...
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded. As un truthful because he changed his statement after he gave...
One is a member of the Gestapo. One is an Imperial Japanese officer. And one is a Fascist Italian Commander. They are all sitting in their...
Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, Then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be...