A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”,...
Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.” Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.” Doctor: “The lab called...
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her...
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious...
A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his manhood. A man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom...
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...