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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of...
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front...
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...