One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
Two old guys were sitting on a bus bench when a good looking young blonde with a short skirt got off. One old guy says to...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said,...
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...