A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny...
There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their lovemaking activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
After their baby was born, the panicked Jewish father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. “Doctor,” Mr. Spiegel said, “I don’t mind telling you, but...
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it’s his wife’s birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to...
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...