A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children,...
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother undressed, he...
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A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny...
There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their lovemaking activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
After their baby was born, the panicked Jewish father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. “Doctor,” Mr. Spiegel said, “I don’t mind telling you, but...
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down...