A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
A US Sailor is in a Mexican harbor town He’s a bit concerned about what time it is so he isn’t late to get back on...
Two drunks were lost in the middle of the ocean The pair had been adrift for six days in a life boat with no water or...
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off...
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone. “Hi honey, can you put your mom on...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
3 thieves rob a bank They run and try to hide in a farm The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes...