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Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site: Paddy says to Murphy. “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs...
An old lady comes in for her medical check-up: “Doctor Ribbit, you remember how you warned me that I should avoid going up and down stairs...
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing...
A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while. After spotting her,...
Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.” “Well, my...
A man at a crowded bar spotted a beautiful young and unaccompanied woman and asked her if he could buy her a drink. “A motel?” she...
A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. To...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. “What are they doing, Grandma?” asked...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day....