A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
The four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...