A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking,...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She...
A wealthy man and his wife are going to a function, so they decide to give the butler the night off. However, a couple of hours...
Bill and his wife, Sherry, get along just great, except that Bill complains Sherry is a “backseat driver” second to none. After years of putting up...
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...