A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their make love activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...