A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. “I think it’s raining,” says the man. “No, it’s snowing,” replies...
A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They...
A typical tough-guy husband marries a beautiful, easygoing woman. After the wedding, he lays down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want, stay out as...
A woman decides to prove her intelligence to her husband. While he is at work, she takes it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
The Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never...
A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to London. I...
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home: An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next...