A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took...
An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller. The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman...
The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment.” Wife: “What’s...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in 2 months. One day Jim comes home from work and asks Sandra, “Why haven’t we had...
Two girls are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with...
One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste...
3 men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. First day the first man, Joe, married a woman from...