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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
A husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...