At The Nursing Home

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old.

You always feel like you have to pee.

And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothing’,” said the 70-year-old.

When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.

You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old,

“Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00.

I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.” With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said,
“Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.

So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”