Heaven

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, “If I sold my house and my Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my Money to the church, would that get me

Into heaven?”

“NO!” the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed The garden and kept everything tidy, would That get me into heaven?”

Again, the answer was ‘No!’

By now I was starting to smile.

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and Gave sweets t o all the children and Loved my wife, would that get me

Into heaven?”

Again, they all answered ‘No!’

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven ?”

A six year old boy shouted,

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye…