One night a man walked into a bar

One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator.

He stood up on the counter and announced, “If i stick my tool and balls into this gators mouth, let the gator shut his jaws and pull them out without a scratch on ’em you’ll all buy me a drink.”

The crowed looked up at the man and nodded with glee.

So the man whipped out his tool and balls and stuck them in the gators mouth then shut the gators jaws.

A few moments later he hit it on the head with a beer bottle and the gators mouth flung open, he pulled his privates out without a scratch.

As he was collecting his first free drink he looked to the crowed and asked if anybody would like to try.

A hush blew over the crowed. All of a sudden a hand shot up in the back.

“I would,” said the blonde lady, “if you promise not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle.