The Talking Frog

I was out fishing yesterday.

When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me,

Then I will turn into your faithful mistress.

I looked down and saw a little frog, ” I said.

“Was that you speaking”?

The little frog said “Yes, osculation me and I will turn into your faithful mistress”

So I picked the little frog up and placed it in an empty bait box.

When I got home, the missus was out,

So I opened the bait box and the little frog said.

“Are you going to osculation me?

now so I can turn into your faithful mistress”?

I said “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.