That Is My Little Boy

One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.

He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster.

The bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on, if my mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant.

The bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on if my mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog.

The bus driver got so mad, and asked “If your mom was a call girl, and your dad was a f**ggot, what would you be?

The boy answered: “A bus driver.”