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The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
When God created the donkey, he said: “You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left...
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
Once when Nasreddin Hodja was serving as qadi, one of his neighbors came to him with a complaint against a fellow neighbor. The Hodja listened to...
