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A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. “Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization. That...
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy call girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go....
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor. “Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping...
A traveling salesman checks into a futuristic motel. Realizing his hair needs cutting, he calls the desk clerk to ask if there’s a barber on the...
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…don’t bother coming...
A cryptologist gets sick of his medical career and decides it’s time for a change. He does a bit of research and settles on trying his...
Me: “Hello.” NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bob son from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” Me: “Oh...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got...
After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...
There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th...
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get...
Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a...
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house. “Talking Dog For...
