A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to […]
Dear Mom and Dad, It has been three months now since I left for college. […]
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: […]
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a […]
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats […]
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very […]
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to […]
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching […]
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse […]
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy […]
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. […]
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how […]
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have […]
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible […]
An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns […]
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet […]
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. […]
It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn’t been able to think of a […]
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if […]