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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and […]
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, […]
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit […]
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One day, a poor man, who had only one piece of bread to eat, was […]
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a […]
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have […]
A guy rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put […]
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him […]
A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered […]
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through […]
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably […]
This was an actual conversation that took place between my wife and my 7 yr […]