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Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any...
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, “He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
After their baby was born, the panicked Jewish father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. “Doctor,” Mr. Spiegel said, “I don’t mind telling you, but...
Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking...
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are...
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
“Doctor, Don’t Laugh!” A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”....
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A...
My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory. So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to...
After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room. Since he didn’t want anyone to take...
A ventriloquist is performing and makes a blonde joke. A blonde woman in the audience is offended and says “How does my hair color affect my...
A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears...
A motorcycle officer stopped a man who ran a red light. The guy was a real jerk, demanding, “Why am I being harassed by the Gestapo?!”...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
