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A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
An American tourist arrived in Rome and boarded a taxi to tour the city. The driver then took him to the front of the famous Colosseum....
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A Colombian, Russian, Arab and a Punjabi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors’ Dinner. Colombian Drug Lord: “I have loads of money…. I want...
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her...
Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to...
If you think life is bad… How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they...
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders...
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years… One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore. She says to...
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy. The Jewish guy goes in first and the...
In school the lesson was about the word “contagious”. The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl...
I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I’d...
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning. My dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that...
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down...
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give...
