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A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
“I will answer one question for you.” The woman thinks and then asks “How long will I live?” You will live to be 101.” God answers...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they...
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny...
A substitute teacher gets a job in the city. In the lesson of the day the the teacher begins talking about farm animals and finds himself...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
So you want the day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman...
There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where...
A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old blonde woman because her hand signals were confusing. “First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, then...
Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office. “What’s wrong?” gasps her best friend Carol. “It’s my boyfriend.” gushes Judi. “He was working on the engine...
A woman from Michigan and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, “So,...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their lovemaking activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any...
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, “He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these...
