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A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem...
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring...
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt....
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and...
Michigan Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?” Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I...
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked The first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a...
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood up on the counter and announced, “If i stick my tool and balls...
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he...
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their...
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold....
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the driver thought, and carried...
An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller. The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman...
A 97-year-old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech...
