The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment.” Wife: “What’s...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train. The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an erotic turn. The young...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in 2 months. One day Jim comes home from work and asks Sandra, “Why haven’t we had...
Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says, “answer this question: why is it that when...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge fronts. “Hey Pop,” the son cried,...
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back....
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need...
There are three friends Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your...
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this tv”. the manager said “sorry we don’t sell to blondes”. the...
Two girls are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with...
Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other ”what is...