A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something...
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:...
One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom “Mommy why are those two girls kissing?”...
Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having make love. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she...
A man is in a hotel lobby He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
A little boy walks in on his parents having lovemaking, His dad says, Jacob please leave me and mommy are trying to make you a brother...
A boss said to his secretary, I want to have make love with you, I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor,...
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for...
Joe went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole...
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed....
Two boys go into a forest and walk around Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the...
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a...
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and...
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone,except for her loving boyfriend. He’s always there for her. She...