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A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor – I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him, “Do you know how to use the equipment?” “Yes,” the...
A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up. So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Johnny. “Nope,” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you...
Bambi, the blonde in her fourth freshman year at UCLA, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs....
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly,...
Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, “Ya know,since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church....
An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences: “So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our lovemaking relations?” After a...
“I’ll do whatever I can for my constituents” A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for...
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
An American tourist arrived in Rome and boarded a taxi to tour the city. The driver then took him to the front of the famous Colosseum....
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A Colombian, Russian, Arab and a Punjabi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors’ Dinner. Colombian Drug Lord: “I have loads of money…. I want...
