There are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an American guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all...
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, He noticed that some of the ladies...
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have… The husband says, “No lovemaking chance love,...
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
There are 3 girls on a island. They are blond, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says. I...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that...
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You...
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big...
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady. On their honeymoon night she slips into a sheer negligee and...
One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is...
In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit...
One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste...
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They make love, but the girl wants to make love...
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of...