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A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: The...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something...
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to apper in court the next...
Me and my two brothers wanted to give my grandpa nice birthday gifts. My two brothers, both more wealthy than me, bought a brand new car...
So I wake up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in her mouth. The rabbit’s not bloody,...
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why...
The teacher asks her class, “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says, “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his...
Young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did was...
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and...
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The...
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having make love so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they...
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman...
Johnny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had...
A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captian Guy: capt....
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a...
