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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was...
A man is working in a d*ldo store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black d*ldo? He replies $50 for...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
3 men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. First day the first man, Joe, married a woman from...
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms...
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In...
Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly...
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matty had...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest b*lls I have ever...
The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station & notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by &...
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks,...
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said...
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course....
A homeless man decides to rob a Russian restaurant. Since it was so early, the only one that was working at that time was the scrawny...
