A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left ....
A pregnant woman walking across the street is caught in a firefight between cops and some bank robbers She’s hit three times in the abdomen and...
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and...
A woman had twin boys Unfortunately, she was unable to keep them, so she put them up for adoption. She was able to find loving homes...
So my mom decided to sell her house, but she’d always promised she’d get the boulder out of her front yard. It was an eyesore, but...
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a...
Three Engineers are Discussing God The structural engineer says “I think God must’ve been a structural engineer. The musculoskeletal system is perfectly designed to allow us...
Three men are walking in a desert when they stumble across a wizard next to a magical slide ‘Slide down this ride shout out the name...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said : “Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned !” “What have you done my...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy The fairy says “I will give you what you...
After intense partying with their friends, brother and sister got back home late at night… Dad yells, ‘It’s two days to the exams and where on...
3 vampire brothers want to see who is the strongest The first brother flies off at 100mph and comes back 10 minutes later. His mouth was...
A man applies for a job with the FBI. The interviewer says: “Everything looks good, we just have one test to prove that you’ll take on...
Two drunks are talking in a bar… The first one says “You know what’s weird about city hall? When they built it they didn’t take into...
A young recruit goes to the military office and says he wants to enlist. Both officers laugh at him and insist he is not a good...
Once there was a young man whose friends made fun of him for not being good at anything. As time passes by, the young man loses...
A chemist comes back from his lunch break. He finds his assistant busy behind the counter, and a man twitching while leaning against the wall. “What’s...
A ventriloquist was performing at a club. With his dummy on his knee,he begins his routine with a series of dumb blonde jokes Suddenly,a blonde stands...
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I...
A elderly couple are walking down a country road one day and they see a man standing next to a plane with a sign that says...