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They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter. A little girl in the...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
A Japanese, a Russian, a Filipino, and an American went to test the magic swimming pool that turns the waters into any substance of your choice...
A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF...
“How are you mate?” “Yeah, I’m okay. But do me a favor mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing. ”I went upstairs...
The mother specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island. A couple of days later, her daughter realizes that...
Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any...
Bush says, “I could throw this $100 mask out the window and make someone happy”. Trump, with a smug look on his face replies, “I could...
After a thorough physical examination: Doctor: “We can’t find anything physically wrong with you that would turn your tool orange. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen...
A Man asks every night before going to bed: “Oh Lord, make me win the main prize in the lottery!” So it goes year in and...
During a visit to a closed institution, a visitor asks the director what criteria are used to decide whether someone has to be admitted or not....
