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A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no, I...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?”...
A guy was in an elevator one day and noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
A man and his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having make love. “Why is that dog hurting the other one?”...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
The husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man.? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move...
A widowed Jewish woman, mid 50′s, went to a Tel Avis beach for the first time since her husband passed. She was still attractive and looked...
A man dies and goes to hell. Because all the other torture chambers are full, the devil puts him to hard labor. A few hours pass,...
A depressed man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, “I’ll have six double brandy.” The bartender replies, “You must’ve had a really...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs...
Three contractors were submitting estimates to replace a large amount of fencing in a large country house. The estate manager got them all together so that...
The 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
Two guys were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit and his...
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
