Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys make love more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy make love more...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up. Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than...
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you don’t bother...
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and takes a sip...
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of...
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports corset and a tiny pair...
The superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the...
Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
A Blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...