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A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man called his doctor, and said “doc”, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that manhood before make love often helped...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
The four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
A woman consulted a divorce attorney to discuss her marriage annulment on account of her husband’s irrational attitudes. After being married to her husband for years,...
A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
