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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the...
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths....
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! You must have had...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God...
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about...
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I’m not very...
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over...
A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
