A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but...
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy...
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why...
A man visiting a doctor says, “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.” The doctor replied, “But you...
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy asks, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,”...
Mr. Johns goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you....
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s melons best,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a...
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy...
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...