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A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
The Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox....
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A well-dressed man arrived for an interview. The employer was very impressed with how well the gentleman presented himself. He was charming, very polite, and had...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mom. As he opened it...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
In school the lesson was about the word “contagious”. The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
After 15 years of not having make love, an old couple finally decide that it’s about time they did something about their make love life. After...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
