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One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children...
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with...
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A boss says to his secretary. “We are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband. “My boss and...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to mother feed her baby. The...
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
The Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...
The little housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
