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Two man were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink...
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your...
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The...
Johnny went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under...
The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed. “But sir,” said the clerk, “you have the best room in the...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa....
A young man goes into a drug store to buy protection. The pharmacist says the protection come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
