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A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his manhood. A man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom...
Son Says: Daddy, how was I born? Dad Says: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway… Mom and dad got...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced “Please prepare for a crash landing “. The first lady put on all her jewelry...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
Johnny and Susie were playing undressed, wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...
A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned. He never...
An guy was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no, I...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?”...
A guy was in an elevator one day and noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
A man and his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having make love. “Why is that dog hurting the other one?”...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
The husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man.? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move...
A widowed Jewish woman, mid 50′s, went to a Tel Avis beach for the first time since her husband passed. She was still attractive and looked...
A man dies and goes to hell. Because all the other torture chambers are full, the devil puts him to hard labor. A few hours pass,...
A depressed man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, “I’ll have six double brandy.” The bartender replies, “You must’ve had a really...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs...
