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A woman decides to prove her intelligence to her husband. While he is at work, she takes it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms...
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream. Once...
A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad… The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would...
A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
After being married for 25 years, a husband took a moment to look at his wife and said, “Twenty-five years ago, we had a modest apartment,...
When a guy, known for causing trouble, walked in. He sat down, called me over, and said, “Give me a 21-year-old drink, please.” I nodded, and...
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
The Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never...
An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
