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A Florida officer pulls over an blonde because her hand signals were confusing. “First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, Then you wave...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their make love activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, “He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”. The doctor replies,...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The veterinarian told the woman that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a...
A guy dies and ends up in hell. He meets Satan who says, “Don’t worry. We actually have a lot of fun here. Do you like...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when. God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, “Watson, what do you...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-voice.” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
The Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
