A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut. “Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber. “Twenty-five dollars, that’s...
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second...
Miss Anna bell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy’s mansion...
A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one. He...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he’s kissing her,...